user excuses people
User excuses is a hysterical satire on the things we say and do as users of systems, services and everything else.


Here are a few of the laugh out loud excuses found on the site.

  • My printer's broken. First I had to press the button loads to get it to print and now it wont stop.
  • The core tempriture seemed a little high so I tried to cool it down with a glass of cold water. Is it broken?
  • I can't find the Internet
  • Left Mouse button? But I only have one mouse.
  • If I disconnect, will the file keep downloading?
It was like that when it arrived.

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